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S-E-X Tips for Screenwriters: Help! My Script is Too Long!

S-E-X Tips for Screenwriters: Help! My Script is Too Long!

Paige, I need your help. It's my page count. My script is too long! It's a whopping 123 pages! I know it will be instantly rejected by everyone, everywhere. This is my passion project, and it doesn’t stand a chance. This is so unfair!  Who makes up these rules?...

S-E-X Tips For Screenwriters: Create an Outstanding Query

S-E-X Tips For Screenwriters: Create an Outstanding Query

Dear Dr. Paige Turner, With several completed pieces of material polished and ready to go out into the world, suddenly I’m faced with a terrifying new writing challenge – the query letter. While I’ve worked to master my craft, this bizarre half man-half beast hybrid...

S-E-X Tips for Screenwriters: Avoid Story Ideas Wipeouts

S-E-X Tips for Screenwriters: Avoid Story Ideas Wipeouts

I give up. Dear Doc Turner, I can’t do it. I'm exhausted. Why are my story ideas getting shot down? I consider myself a writer, but putting together a logline has been more frustrating than writing an entire screenplay. How can a single sentence be so hard to write? I...

S-E-X Tips for Screenwriters: The Free Rewrite

S-E-X Tips for Screenwriters: The Free Rewrite

Dear Paige, I couldn’t be more excited! I’m finally working with a real, Hollywood professional! At first, they told me they LOVED my script. What a rush! But now they want me to make all these changes. For free. I thought that once I was a real, working writer, I’d...

S-E-X Tips for Screenwriters: Are You Writing With Beer Goggles On?

S-E-X Tips for Screenwriters: Are You Writing With Beer Goggles On?

Paige, please settle this debate once and for all. I’ve had it with all the back and forth. Is it really necessary to outline a script before you begin? I adore the thrill of the moment. Creating little details is so pleasurable. It’s the tiny touches that are...

S-E-X Tips For Screenwriters: The Happy Ending

S-E-X Tips For Screenwriters: The Happy Ending

Dear Paige, I’m hoping for your advice. I've gotten my script into the hands of readers, and the feedback I’m getting is that they don’t like the ending. I don’t want to cave to peer pressure and the relentless push toward commercialized crap by grafting on a...

S-E-X Tips For Screenwriters: Ticking Off Your Reader?

S-E-X Tips For Screenwriters: Ticking Off Your Reader?

Paige pops by to present Pet Peeves readers proclaim particularly pesky. Dear Doctor T, I’ve got a good script. I’ve been entering it in contests and getting nowhere. No wins, no placing, not even a “show” to show for it. I’ve shelled out big bucks for coverage and...